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Kiss My Ass Oil Collection


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This is a set of 8 Hoodoo Oils in .50 ounce glass bottles.

  • As You Please - Remember the children's book/movie where the handsome farm boy was continually asked by the beautiful Buttercup to do menial tasks, whatever she could think of to get him to do, just to hear him say, "As you wish."?  She took great joy in pestering him, and he took great joy in pleasing her.  Well, this oil is kind of like that.  Sprinkled on th ground or placed where a someone will come in contact with it, this will cause that person to return to you.  It will also cause others to wish to please you at all costs. So, beware. you might get a stalker.  Fragrance is neroli, musk, cinnamon, and more.
  • Bend Over - This oil makes others do your bidding.  Also use it to break any hexes put on you and return them to sender.  Fragrance is honeysuckle, rose, and more.
  • Do As I Say - Another formula similar to Bend Over that causes folks to do as you say.  Fragrance is calamus. cedar, peppermint, and more.
  • I Can You Can't - This oil will help you get an edge over the competition and create a barrier to prevent your competitor from affecting you.  if they want to take something away from you or manipulate circumstances to achieve or aquire what should rightfully be yours. this is the oil to use. Not only to prevent them from taking from you, but to prevent them from succeeding in their endeavors.
  • Essence of Bend Over - One of the most concentrated of the commanding oils, it takes things to the next level, into the realm of domination.  Essence of Bend Over is used to turn the tables and twist the odds in your favor. Fragrance is honeysuckle, calamus, licorice, high john, rose geranium, and more.
  • Compelling - Gain power for yourself, use this oil to change things so they go in your favor. This will compel others to give in to your desires. Fragrance is jasmine, lavender, honeysuckle, myrrh, violet, and more.
  • Domination - Use to dominate a person or situation with power and confidence. Not to be used against others to abuse them, or the oil will twist on you and return karmic retribution to you.
  •  Commanding - Take charge, command a situation or a person to your will.  Rub a small amount in your hands before shaking hands with the person you wish to influence, be sure to look them in the eye while focusing on your will.

One of the best pieces of advice, and the most memorable, is one that my Mom gave me a couple of years before she passed away. They were very wise words, from a woman in her seventies who had lived long enough to know.  She said, "Sometimes, you just have to tell the world to kiss your ass." 

I have carefully chosen all of these formulas to work well together; you can use just one or a couple of blends, or even all of them, layering them to increase the energy needed for you to reach your goals and desires.

 Add a few drops to an oil burner or wax lamp. My oils make an excellent aromatherapy tool for meditating on your goals and desires. The oil you receive will be made especially for you when you order.

 Many of the formulas that I use are old traditional Hoodoo condition oil recipes, some even very rare with hard-to-find ingredients, and some are my own formula, blended according to the carefully researched metaphysical properties of the herbs and roots. I study and practice Hoodoo and New Orleans Voodoo, and have collected hundreds of oil recipes from various sources over the years.


I use only the finest herbs, roots, curios, and essential oils. Carrier oils can vary depending upon the formula and can include any of the following: Sunflower Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Avacado Oil, Clear Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Mineral Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Fractionated Coconut Oil, and Camelina Oil. Please test a small area on your skin first for allergy purposes. For external use only.  The bottles I use are clear glass and are boston rounds that are fairly durable thick glass and have a heavy feel to them.  So, they will last a long time, as will your oil; I use a few drops of Vitamin E oil in each bottle for freshness so your oil will last.


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